Agent 36: (being introduced to Max) I'm Agent 36 and
I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be working with the world's
most well-known secret agent. THE Maxwell Smart.
Max: Oh, you've heard of me.
Agent 36: Who hasn't? You're a legend, 86. When I was
studying with the spy academy, I reviewed every one of you cases.
Max: (stops and realizes he may be in trouble) Oh ...
well, wouldn't you like to hear my side of the story?
Agent 36: I think you're wonderful.
Max: Oh, you have heard my side of the story.
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Don Adams does some great physical comedy in that whole bit
with Rhonda Fleming in the ski chalet.
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The exchange between Max, Agent 22, and Bill Dana as Jonathon
Levinson Siegle after Siegle has been shot and keeps dying ...
Max: (to Agent 22) Morgue.
(Agent 22 picks up the phone and dials. Siegle opens his eyes
and raises his head.)
Siegle: What's your hurry?
Max: (to Agent 22) Ambulance.
(Agent 22 slams down the phone, picks it up again and quickly
redials.)
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The interaction between Robert Karavelas and Don Adams
as Larabee tells Max his plan ...
Larabee: Max, I've been thinking about it. If they
decide to drop the Nude Bomb, I know the answer ... (Max looks
at him suspiciously, but doesn't ask.) ... well?
Max: Well what?
Larabee: Don't you wanna know the answer?
Max: No!
Larabee: Food!
Max: Food?!
Larabee: Sure. The whole world will start wearing food.
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Near the end, when Max meets up with the villian ...
Max: May I call you Norman?
Saint Savage: No, you may not.
Max: No, I may not. Ehhh ... Norm?
Saint Savage: (becoming irritated) Uhh-uhnn.
Max: Normie?
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When Max triumphs again and Saint Savage ends up in his
own trap ...
Max: Sorry about that ... Normie.